You Crack Me Up!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...


How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?                             
With scare spray...


What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...


Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...


What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...



What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...


What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...


What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...



Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...


What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...



What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...


What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...


What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...


What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...


Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...